Not Zombies! » games http://www.notzombies.com General pop culture humor and snark. Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:44:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Hardest Flash Game Ever http://www.notzombies.com/games/the-hardest-flash-game-ever/ http://www.notzombies.com/games/the-hardest-flash-game-ever/#comments Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:53:23 +0000 Brian http://www.notzombies.com/?p=2364 Have you guys seen QWOP, the hardest flash game ever? This guy has:

My personal best: 2.3 meters and the most hyper-extended knee you will ever see. Want to try it for yourself? Hit this link. I’d embed it for you but I hardly even know you.

My prediction: The next time I see my friend Dave he will have mastered it. After only 3 sleepless nights. Have fun, Dave!

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Oh I know…

It’s everyone’s favorite crowbar wielding scientist!

Oh just kidding, Breaking Bad, you know I love you.

Actually…

PS: My buddy Ian over at ScreenJunkies reviewed the first episode of the new season.

]]> http://www.notzombies.com/tv/breaking-half-life/feed/ 1 Modern Warfare 3 Looks Sick http://www.notzombies.com/games/modern-warfare-3-looks-sick/ http://www.notzombies.com/games/modern-warfare-3-looks-sick/#comments Tue, 24 May 2011 01:08:09 +0000 Brian http://www.notzombies.com/?p=2095 The trailer for Modern Warfare 3 just dropped. MW3 hits stores November 8th.

]]> http://www.notzombies.com/games/modern-warfare-3-looks-sick/feed/ 2 Grand Theft Mario http://www.notzombies.com/games/grand-theft-mario/ http://www.notzombies.com/games/grand-theft-mario/#comments Thu, 16 Dec 2010 20:01:01 +0000 Brian http://www.notzombies.com/?p=1711 Awesome mashup/machinima/whatever you want to call it. This makes me want to play GTA for the first time in a LONG time. Couldn’t get in to San Andreas or GTA IV. Long live Vice City!!!

]]> http://www.notzombies.com/games/grand-theft-mario/feed/ 1 New BioShock Inifinite Trailer http://www.notzombies.com/games/new-bioshock-inifinite-trailer/ http://www.notzombies.com/games/new-bioshock-inifinite-trailer/#comments Thu, 07 Oct 2010 08:19:26 +0000 Brian http://www.notzombies.com/?p=1533 Meant to post this when it came out a few weeks back. They say it’s gameplay footage, but I think it’s pretty clearly pre-rendered, or at least 100% scripted. In any event, it’s amazing, and if they can get the character interactions to be this good in-game, then I am pumped. I also like the change from underwater 20′s city to floating Civil War-era Steam Punk. These guys are geniuses.

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