Manti and the Real Girl

Comments Off on Manti and the Real Girl 17 January 2013

Tip of the hat to Tyler.


Movember: What Is Best In Life?

Comments Off on Movember: What Is Best In Life? 29 November 2012

It’s not too late to donate to my Movember page! It’s a charity to raise awareness about, and help research, testicular and prostate cancer. Now here’s Conan the Barbarian:


How I Feel About “I Voted” Stickers

1 Comment 05 November 2012

I vote via absentee ballot. Mostly I do it because I’m lazy, partly I do it because I would probably panic and vote for a Quarter Pounder with Cheese if I actually went to the voting booths. The simple fact of the matter is, I’ve never actually gotten an “I Voted” sticker, which seems just a bit unfair, if you ask me. Not only did I vote, I voted early AND didn’t take time off from work. So here’s how I feel about people and their “I Voted” stickers plastered proudly to their chest.

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Paul Ryan’s Giant Suit

Comments Off on Paul Ryan’s Giant Suit 12 October 2012

Hey there little turtle, wanna be Vice President when you grow up?

Is this a Republican ploy to identify with people that can’t afford a tailor? Are they courting the Men’s Warehouse vote?

And I love how EVERY politician has to wear an American flag pin on their lapel. Oh you like America? No shit. Ryan’s was twice as big as Biden’s, because he loves America that much more.

humor, tech

Guide to Intelligently Discussing the Apple iPhone 5

1 Comment 19 September 2012

I love reading the comments sections of The Verge and Engadget when it comes to the iPhone 5. I’m legitimately curious about how other phones stack up and if I’m making the right choice. Thankfully, these comment sections are full of people with intelligent, well-thought-out arguments in favor of Android devices like the Samsung Galaxy SIII and the HTC One X. It turns out all Android phones come with a small pamphlet that has talking points for discussing your new purchase with people who may enjoy purchasing something else. Here’s a look at it:

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