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Swingin’ Hanks

Brian — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:06:19 +0000

Ian showed me this picture of Tom Hanks from last year (on the set of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close), which I’m sure is already immortalized in meme, but if not, I’m taking a crack at Swingin’ Hanks. Here’s the original:

And here are my awesome takes on it (don’t be jeals of my mad Photoshop skillz):

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Facebook Sucks

Brian — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 18:00:30 +0000

At least once a week I’m on Facebook and see a recommended friend and I go, “oh I wonder what friends I have in common with this weird dude/hot chick” and without thinking too much about it, I go to hit “Mutual Friends” and end up hitting “Add Friend.” D’oh! No confirmation dialog. Request sent. Drives me up the wall. It needs to be like this:

Of course, it goes both ways. That cute girl you never met that wants to be friends? It isn’t because of your dashing profile pic; She was just wondering why you kept getting recommended and hit “Add Friend” by accident. Did I just ruin your day?

Suave Chewie

Brian — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 01:57:22 +0000

Chewbacca’s always been a pimp. Ian, Pat, and I just helped him out.

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The Natalie Wood Case

Brian — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 00:52:34 +0000

I was just watching a Today Show interview with the Captain of the ship that Natalie Wood was thrown off fell off of and I was surprised to see who it was:

No, I’m kidding. But man, that is one hairy dude.

Acapulco Prison Diagram

Brian — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:32:48 +0000

I did some art for TuVez. Go check it out. It’s pretty funny. Fiddy wrote the article around the diagram I made.