The cover art for R. Kelly’s new book was released today:

Soula Coaster?! What a horrible title. Here then, are some alternatives.  Continue Reading

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I made this for my buddy Fidel over at Tu Vez because I honestly don’t know anyone else that knows about the pointy boots of the Chuntaritos (botas picudas). They are EPIC. I never thought I’d see a fashion movement that made the Jersey Shore ‘tards look tame. “Hey man, I want some boots that look like elf shoes. But I want them to stick out really far. Like, at least 4 feet.”
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Inspired by this video of NBA pros dominating rec leagues. Continue Reading

I was just buying movie tickets and saw this. One guess where you DON’T want to sit.