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Cal vs Texas at the Holiday Bowl

Brian — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 22:12:40 +0000

For all my Golden Bear and Longhorn friends.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Brian — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 17:00:08 +0000

2009, 2010.

Ross Capiccioni’s Story is Incredible

Brian — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 07:33:56 +0000

I’m not going to tell you anything about this story because that’s how I went into it and it completely blew my mind. All I knew was it on a skating website. Check the vid after the break. You don’t want to miss this.

(via WhoIsTheMonkey, Devour, The Berrics)

Spider vs Wasp Is Frightening, Amazing

Brian — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 21:47:15 +0000

Holy hell. I saw this on my friend Linda’s FB page (hi, Linda). These guys have this massive spider in their backyard AND massive wasps. So what do two guys do when they get bored? Feed the massive wasps to the massive spider and film it. And it is jaw-dropping. Despite the extreme nightmare potential of these videos (yes, I saw “videoS”—like any good horror film, there’s a sequel) you should watch for the sheer miracle of nature. That spider is DAMNED impressive. Videos after the jump.

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Part 2:

So crazy. Those wasps are HUGE. If they ever move to LA I’m buying a shotgun. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go vomit, shower, and never sleep again.

How To Open a Beer Bottle with Anything

Brian — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 07:42:20 +0000

My friend Mike is strangely good at opening beer bottles.

Via my other friend (yes, I only have two) Joe at Made Man. [How to Open a Beer Bottle with Anything] I also recommend Mike’s fish gutting seminar for the LULZ.