Battle: Los Angeles is fucking stupid. How’s that for an opening? I don’t mean that it’s horrible, I mean that it has absolutely no brain at any time. In order to talk about this movie, I need to talk about what happens. MOST of what happens. So you probably don’t want to read past the spoiler warning if you want to be fresh going into this.
Here’s the non-spoiler version: Battle: Los Angeles is SUPPOSED to be Black Hawk Down mixed with ID4. Which is such an awesome idea. The problem is that it doesn’t even begin to live up to the potential of that idea. I give this movie a 4/10.



