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The Bachelorette: Zzzzzzz

Comments Off on The Bachelorette: Zzzzzzz 21 May 2012

First, apologies for the delay. Technical difficulties and all that. Second, how could this show get this boring this fast? Boring bachelorette and boring contestants. Thank GOD each episode is 2 hours. So let’s just jump right into it so we can get this week over with. Oh, and before we begin, you should know that boredom makes me get all cussy, so kids, do as I say, don’t do as I do.
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The Bachelorette: I’m Back on the Case

8 Comments 15 May 2012

Oh lordie. I’m back at it again. This is what happens when I don’t make fun of anything on my site for a long time. The petty snark just builds up until my friend Jekika tells me to blog about the worst show on television and I’m like, “OK!” I’m going to regret this.
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Mad Men: Ken Cosgrove’s Pulp Book Covers

4 Comments 17 April 2012

This week on Mad Men, we found out Ken Cosgrove has been moonlighting as a science fiction author. We even learn his pen names and a couple stories he’s written. I took the liberty of mocking up some book covers for him. Don’t worry, Kenneth. It’s on me.

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Downton Zombie

9 Comments 24 January 2012

 

One of Joe Donatelli‘s friends on Facebook mentioned that someone should do a zombie version of Downton Abbey. Well, if you insist.

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15 Ways ‘Downton Abbey’ and Battlestar Galactica Are Alike

4 Comments 10 January 2012

My friend Joe Donatelli and I got into a minor major Twitter spat feud today over the existence of any similarities between Downton Abbey and Friday Night Lights because we are HUGE DORKS intelligent, passionate people, who enjoy clever repartee and seasoned rhetoric. He keeps recommending Friday Night Lights like it’s practically the same show as Downton Abbey and even went so far as to write a ridiculous post about it. Are they similar? Yes. So is every drama that isn’t on the CW (although I have a feeling Gossip Girl probably comes pretty close). That doesn’t mean you should tell people to watch Downton Abbey just because they like Friday Night Lights. They aren’t that similar. To prove my case, here is why Downton Abbey is similar to Battlestar Galactica. (You should read his article first)

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