First, apologies for the delay. Technical difficulties and all that. Second, how could this show get this boring this fast? Boring bachelorette and boring contestants. Thank GOD each episode is 2 hours. So let’s just jump right into it so we can get this week over with. Oh, and before we begin, you should know that boredom makes me get all cussy, so kids, do as I say, don’t do as I do.