Hey guys. You thought I forgot about this after doing part one, didn’t you? Well I did not. I wouldn’t do that to you. Here, without further ado, is the finale told through the fine art of photoshop and captions. Join me, won’t you?
The Bachelorette: Finale Part 1: Words
Houston, we have a problem. The Internet gods have decided to deny me a video copy of the finale and I wanted to get something up here quickly, like a well-timed barf bag right as seasickness rolls over you. So here’s what I’m going to do: Tonight, I’m going to do a brief write up, strictly based off what little I remember of my 3-hour nap, and then tomorrow night or the next night I’ll do a photo edition of the finale.
The Bachelorette: Fiji Vacay
It’s time for the home stretch y’all. Uneventful tropical vacation episode this week (in awesome Fiji—anyone want to take me?), followed up by the even less eventful final episode next week. If the teasers for this week aren’t total red herrings then, well, they’ve totally ruined the episode.
The Bachelorette: Homies
Hey, sorry this was so late. I was out of town and also dying from exhaustion. But now that I’m back, last Monday on The Bachelorette, Trashley visited the contestant’s hometowns. You know you’re in for some serious boredom when even The Bachelorette can’t sensationalize the previews. So let’s just dive in.
The Bachelorette: Zzzzzzzzzz
Is it possible for this show to get any worse? We have a boring Bachelorette, 4 super boring contestants, 1 crazy manic contestant, and one super nice contestant (but still boring). And to top it off, they go to relatively cool locations and do super boring things. I can’t take it. This show isn’t fun to make fun of anymore. That being said, let’s wring some blood from this stone.
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