Holy medieval times Batman! Check out the head-to-toe protection on these bad boys. Wikipedia tells me the sharksuit was developed by shark-expert Jeremiah Sullivan in the late 70s. Jeremiah has continued to refine his technology, no doubt concerned about the upcoming zombie wars. His company Neptunic will certainly be a hot-spot for Z-day looting. The Neptunic suit I’m liking is the C Suit.
The “C” stands for “component” as in modular. Which means you can roll with different variants should the situation dictate. Want to shed some weight and move a bit quieter? Use just the sleeves. On cleanup patrol and worried about decapitated or legless ghouls? Throw on those stylin’ chainmail pants. Brilliant.
Look, I know it looks a little goofy and it costs $23,000. But if you’re friends laugh at you, you can tell them A.) it was featured in New York’s MOMA, and B.) Check this sultry vixen:
Cool enough for her, cool enough for me. But I digress. The Neptunic C Suit is fairly light weight (I’ve heard around 10 lbs), and totally zombie-bite proof (unless you come up against a zombie-fied Great White, in which case, uh, later). [Neptunic Sharksuits]
Style (at Renaissance Fair):