humor, tech

Guide to Intelligently Discussing the Apple iPhone 5

1 Comment 19 September 2012

I love reading the comments sections of The Verge and Engadget when it comes to the iPhone 5. I’m legitimately curious about how other phones stack up and if I’m making the right choice. Thankfully, these comment sections are full of people with intelligent, well-thought-out arguments in favor of Android devices like the Samsung Galaxy SIII and the HTC One X. It turns out all Android phones come with a small pamphlet that has talking points for discussing your new purchase with people who may enjoy purchasing something else. Here’s a look at it:

(click for a handy printable version)

Remember, if people choose a different product than you, it reflects really, really poorly on you. It pretty much invalidates your entire existence. If you buy an HTC One X and I buy an iPhone, you might as well kill yourself. So get out there, get on the message boards, let people know how fucking stupid they are for even considering an equally viable product. You’re doing God’s work. This goes for you too, Apple nerds.

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  1. Patttttt says:

    Wate did I do bad ordring iphone.

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