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Smoking 2 Year Old Interviewed!

Smoking 2 Year Old Interviewed!

27 Comments 28 May 2010

Have you seen this smoking 2-year old kid? He’s pretty much the biggest pimp I’ve ever seen. He commands the nursery like he was born for it. And there’s a reason. Turns out he’s actually a pimp.

BBC got an interview with him and even though it hasn’t aired yet, I got my hands on EXCLUSIVE screen caps! Check it out!

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27 Comments so far

  1. CCap says:

    Didn’t realize this clip had an actual back story. Man oh man.

    http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/odd/2010-05/30/c_13323923.htm

  2. Greetingz says:

    This could only have been better had it been audio :) Awesomeness

  3. opus says:

    someone should be hitting that kid upside the head and taking the cig from him not recording him. this isn’t funny in the slightest, smoking isn’t cool, it’s deadly.

    • psych says:

      the problem is the kid cant be weaned off cigs he’s been addicted to them for a long time now the mom is at her wits ends she cant get him to quit. when they do the kid starts getting sick and getting headaches and starts to cry and bang his head on the wall ….. its scary.

      even the government offered their family a car if they got him to stop smoking because of the bad PR the country’s getting since this kid isnt the ONLY kid smoking.

      there’s a lot of kids smoking.

      and meanwhile in the US tobacco companies are still saying cigarrettes are not addictive…. not addictive my ass….

      • Jed says:

        Luckily it’s his own damn fault.

        Let him kill himself.

        Why not mock idiots?

        Anyway with the way the world is going with our constant struggle to live via killing disease and cancer is just going completely against the idea of survival of the fittest.

        If you’re dumb enough to kill youself with cigarettes then you certainly are not the fittest.

        Viva La intelligent I say.

  4. Tombo says:

    Um.. wrong.. Since when is smoking not cool? Smoking is probably THE coolest thing you can do… Damn kids don’t know what cool is anymore.

    • charlie says:

      you are a scholar and a gentleman, sir. when does reclining in your library with a pipe of tobacco and reading some Hemingway or Dickens not sound appealing? …i dare say, it sure does to me old chap.

    • smoke is cool says:

      Seriously! This kid just wants to be cool, who are we to say that he shouldn’t be allowed to be cool!

    • Yeah says:

      The only reason people smoke anymore is because it’s a socially acceptable way to slowly kill yourself.

  5. stupid says:

    Stupidest thing I’ve read on the internet all day.

  6. ? says:

    I don’t know why everybody is getting all their panties in a bunch. This is hilarious. Grow up and laugh it up.

    If you wanna get all preachy about smoking then go somewhere else like the fucking site that actually covers the real story. Nobody wants you here.

  7. Ariel says:

    I was born and raised in the southern U.S., and as far as I’m concerned it’s all in the hands of the parents. The mother says she’s at her wits’ end and doesn’t know how to make him stop… YOU STOP BUYING THE DAMN CIGARETTES, GIVE HIM A POP ON THE BUTT AND PUT HIM IN HIS ROOM UNTIL THE WITHDRAWALS GO AWAY! If he wants to smash his head against the wall, put a freaking helmet on him. It’s a parent’s responsibility to teach a child right and wrong and to discipline them, not to mention keep them healthy. He is addicted, he will suffer withdrawals, but a bump on the head and some dizziness is a damn sight better than a dead two year old.

    That being said, this is fcking hilarious.

  8. Brandy says:

    Ariel, I agree with you 100%. I’m a cancer merchant, myself (this meaning that I SELL cigarettes and what-not), and I certainly don’t approve of a child like that smoking. ALL of our products have “this shit causes cancer” written on them somewhere. Not in tiny little micro-print, either (also, that might be paraphrased…). I know that a 2 year old can not go into ANY store and buy its own cigarettes. Ever. That being unarguable, its completely the parents fault. You can’t blame a company that makes products that you know are bad for you and are labelled thusly if you continue to use them. And for those people that are bound to say “Well, smoking should be illegal. It WILL kill you,” I have this to say: So will everything else. If I want to drink 3 bottles of Jack a day, that will kill me. I can die while driving. I could get hit by a bus crossing the street. Killer bees. Carbon monoxide poisoning. Everything has the potential to kill you unless you live in a bubble. My drawn out point is this; You can’t control what people want to do. You can’t go around making everything that is bad for you illegal. People are going to make their own decisions and live (or not) with the consequences. Again, I don’t want to see a 2 year old smoking any more than the next person… the parents are to blame, despite what they claim…. and this is funny as shit, because mocking things is….?? FUNNY.

  9. Patttttt says:

    This kid is crass.

  10. Charmaine says:

    Parents are responsible for their kids well being.

  11. Betty says:

    Are you kidding me? Anyone who says this kid is an idiot is themself an idiot. Are you aware that 2 year olds arent adults and their brains havent finished growing yet? Parents and only parents are to blame for this kids smoking.

    Viva La Get a Grip

    • Patttttt says:

      Of course the kid is an idiot. Smoking is bad for your health. It doesn’t matter what age you are, it is still bad for you.

      DUH!

  12. Popso says:

    This kid’s brain will never develop due to the cigs. Funny enough, there ARE bigger problems in the world then some fat ass kid smoking cigs… there are kids dying from AIDs and hunger in Africa, but instead we care about some spoiled dumbass family that gives their 2-year old cigs? I think this article is hillarious because it is really showing how many of you have no sense of humor. I’m not saying babies smoking cigs is funny; I’m saying YOUR reactions are funny.

  13. Frank Drakman says:

    Strangely, these commenters are comprised of some of both the funniest and the stupidest people I’ve stumbled upon in days.

    If you don’t already know which of these you are, I have some bad news…

    PS. Jed will die when his dick is caught in the exceptionally tight anus of a startled emu and dragged to his death.


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