6 Comments 16 December 2011
Chewbacca’s always been a pimp. Ian, Pat, and I just helped him out.
Make your own:
hey baby, want to see if the carpet matches the drapes?
Hey baby, I bet I can make your kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
Baby, it’s cold in here… How ’bout you let me get up in that tauntaun
Where were you guys before I posted this? CCap, I can’t believe I didn’t think of that Kessel Run joke. I even thought of using that line. Damn you.
Ha. These are great. Here’s mine: “I’m eight feet tall, so just imagine how huge my dick is.”
Hey Baby, why don’t you let me chew on your carpet? They call me chewie for a reason…
How do you think I got so hairy?
And, just thought of another one, but unrelated to chewie: Hey baby, why don’t you take of your jeans and we can see if our genes would be a good match, maybe it will be a match made in heaven and we will keep the spark going, going, gone! 🙂
© 2017 Not Zombies!