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	<title>Comments on: Welcome to Not Zombies!</title>
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		<title>By: CCap</title>
		<link>http://www.notzombies.com/miscellaneous/welcome-to-not-zombies/comment-page-1/#comment-16</link>
		<dc:creator>CCap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jesus.  That just blew my mind.  I cannot think of anything more terrifying than a zombiebearsharktopus.   I really need to think things through more thoroughly...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jesus.  That just blew my mind.  I cannot think of anything more terrifying than a zombiebearsharktopus.   I really need to think things through more thoroughly&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: RaWrBoOm</title>
		<link>http://www.notzombies.com/miscellaneous/welcome-to-not-zombies/comment-page-1/#comment-14</link>
		<dc:creator>RaWrBoOm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This website is gonna be the shit</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This website is gonna be the shit</p>
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		<title>By: Brian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CCap, what about when the Bearsharktopus gets zombiefied? Think about that smart guy?

Conzo, though I would never EVER recommend heels as footwear in any sort of emergency situation, your comment could very well lead to a piece on at-hand defensive weapons when taken by surprise zombie attack. Would a heel to the eye socket provide sufficient damage to the brain to drop a Zed Head? This must be studied.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CCap, what about when the Bearsharktopus gets zombiefied? Think about that smart guy?</p>
<p>Conzo, though I would never EVER recommend heels as footwear in any sort of emergency situation, your comment could very well lead to a piece on at-hand defensive weapons when taken by surprise zombie attack. Would a heel to the eye socket provide sufficient damage to the brain to drop a Zed Head? This must be studied.</p>
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		<title>By: Brian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Big Cat: Your concern is duly noted. It has been logged and will be addressed at such time as management deems appropriate. We would like to take this time to point you to a web site called &quot;Google.&quot; It can be found at the following &quot;Internet&quot; address: www.Google.com. Perhaps someone there can help you with your dinosaur search. Until later, Brian.
PS: Don&#039;t be surprised if there&#039;s a zombie dinosaur post around your birthday.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Big Cat: Your concern is duly noted. It has been logged and will be addressed at such time as management deems appropriate. We would like to take this time to point you to a web site called &#8220;Google.&#8221; It can be found at the following &#8220;Internet&#8221; address: <a href="http://www.Google.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.Google.com</a>. Perhaps someone there can help you with your dinosaur search. Until later, Brian.<br />
PS: Don&#8217;t be surprised if there&#8217;s a zombie dinosaur post around your birthday.</p>
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		<title>By: Big Cat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Big Cat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This site is sweet.  I&#039;m having trouble finding a link to dinosaur stuff though. 

Please advise.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This site is sweet.  I&#8217;m having trouble finding a link to dinosaur stuff though. </p>
<p>Please advise.</p>
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