Great Movie or Greatest Movie?

7 Comments 28 June 2010

It’s almost here. Step Up 3D. Possibly (probably) the defining movie of an entire generation. Yards will be stomped. Haters will be served. Oscars will be awarded. I mean think about it. It’s simple math. If Step Up 2 The Streets was 10 times better than Step Up, Step Up 3D will either be 20 times better or 100 times better, depending on if the series is on an exponential path or just a linear one. Theoretically you could just re-make Step Up 2 in 3D and it would still be 50% better because you’re going from 2 dimensions to 3. That would make it 15 times better than the first one. But Jon Chu isn’t just resting on his laurels. He’s making an entirely new movie as Moose (scene stealer Adam G. Sevani in an expanded role from SU2TS) heads off to New York and meets up with a new crew or maybe I should say family because that’s what they are a family because they live together they work together and they battle together! SUPER CREW!!! ZJOMGOMGOMG!!!1!!1!ONE!!1!!

Sorry. I lost myself for a bit there. Watch the trailer and then tell me if these laser suits don’t make this look like the best movie of 2010!!!! Ok, well, Tron then Step Up 3D! Ok, well, wait, Tron then Scott Pilgrim versus the World then Step Up 3D! Wait, wait, Tron then Scott Pilgrim versus the World then Inception then Step Up 3D! Hold on, wait, Tron then Scott Pilgrim versus the World then Inception then Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One of Two then Step Up 3! Oh fuck me, I forgot about The Twilight Saga Movie Number 3: Eclipse. Ok, hold on…

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7 Comments so far

  1. JDub says:

    Wait, this trailer doesn’t have the part about being a supercrew?

    Did it say when it comes out?

  2. Patrick says:

    I’m strangely pleased with this post.

  3. CCap says:


    Sweet-ass Tron crossover with those light-up suits.

    You think all those boomboxes are functional?

    I’m sure glad they ditched the whole lame-o school aspect of the movies.

  4. BDog says:

    er…there is no vid…

    • Brian says:

      Are you on an iPad or iPhone? It’s an embeddable Yahoo vid, hence flash. Not sure why the no-flash icon doesn’t show up though.

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